It was a bright and stormy night ...

Man, that was quite the thunderstorm last night! For at least three hours, there was bright lightning flashing constantly, at times accompanied by really loud thunder. The lightning just wouldn't quit; there were rarely any bolts to see, but the whole outdoors lit up in rapid, succesive bursts every two seconds or less.

I wanted to stick warning signs on the windows like you see when you turn on a video game: "If you suffer from epilepsy or have experienced seizures from repeated flashes...."