A Homeschooler's Pensieve: Nerd + Too Much Time = ...

Friday, December 11, 2009

Nerd + Too Much Time = ...

This was part of a comment on a site that I will probably blog about sometime. While I have a good amount of other stuff to organize and post when I have the time, I just had to share this now.

"I did a little math today and it would seem that the average adult male eats roughly the equivalent of a tenth of a gallon of gasoline every day. According to a quick Google and a little more math, the average cookie is worth something like 0.0027 gallons.

We burn energy at a rate of 100-200 Watts. Which as it turns out is roughly equivalent to the power used by my computer.

Therefore I conclude that my computer is a person too, which is why I leave its cookies enabled."

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